When we moved upriver to El Paso in 2010 from Presidio, i. e., the only plants around our house were a Western Catalpa in the front that’d die three years later from soil fungus, 4-5 tall cedars, and three large toxic, greedy Oleanders, all in the back.
The remaining space around the house was all landscape gravel — aka, rocks, rocks, rocks! Maybe 3-4 in. deep throughout the yard, it was — rocks, rocks, rocks! All tossed on sand that’d been trucked in soon after the house was built. On a squeezed lot just short of 50 ft. wide and maybe a 115 ft. deep.
“Plants setting down roots, in this?!!” I lamented often. “What the hell did we get into here???!!”
Ah…Risks, risks, risks when you move into a new home! But disruptions in your over-the-hill days sometimes are like manna from heaven, though! There’s a pre-story here.
Noemi and I were late parents in life. Initially when we purchased the El Paso house, we were living downriver couple hundred miles or so in Presidio. With a daughter in elementary school.
I was thinking it more as retirement income. I was that old. But God and circumstances often work differently.
A tenant vacancy in the El Paso house 2 1/2 years later — I’d been retired well over a year then as Pct. 2 JP, Presidio Co. — coupled with Kareli ending her 5th-grade school year just before Memorial Day weekend, both came at the same time.
As well as some kinks that’d arisen with Noemi’s position as director of the Sr. Citizens Center in Presidio. Stressful for her, it was, yes.
And then mix in with all that, a couple who’d inquired about our house in Presidio a year of so earlier — somewhere in all this — reminded us, again, they were still wanting to buy it from us. If and when we wanted to sell!
Noemi and Kareli became excited. I was going to be out-voted before a final vote, I knew. And strangely, that didn’t bother me.
For from my background as a wayfarer in Life — especially in D-FW — I knew, too, something about moves, I told myself. And the thought of this one was different.
Mainly: “Gracias a Dios, this time I have a family with me, don’t I!” I thought instead.
“And also — Lord, go with us — this could be a final move, too! I can start gardening now! My hobby! Even on a narrow lot over there, rocks and all. I’ll figure out a way to do it!”
The decision to leave, thus, was made. Off and away it was for us. Our move in a handy U-Haul truck was four hours up some mountainous highways! To the Far East side of El Paso. To start over! Again.
When we arrived, surprisingly, two different adult neighbors came out to greet us. And, too, some kids got involved.
An older man, my age, even called his middle-age son across town to come help us unload. (To be truthful, it could’ve been they were so glad to see our former renters had left! [BP’d arrested father for being an illegal.])
No ley asi! In an hour here Kareli had made a friend with a young girl from down the street who’d stepped out to watch us, which drew another girlfriend from a few houses away.
And while we adults were unloading into the “new” house, she and her two “new” friends were walking the sidewalks talking, laughing, and making new friendships. In El Paso already!
“Wow!” I thought — noticing this (also while listening to Noemi and 2-3 other adults who’d all come over to help, all together conversing in Spanish) — “We’ve got friendly neighbors! Looks like this new move is gonna turn out all right!”
Somewhere during all this jabbing and commotion though, I paused to slide open the kitchen door and step into the back yard.
And saw the menacing three large Oleanders there. All coiled up in a row! And all the damn little “landscape rocks” around — not only them but around everything!
“Welcome, Stupid!” was the image’s message to me. A stunning challenge! A recovering alcoholic, I felt the urge. Then shook it off.
“Just wait!” I finally replied. “You’re days in the sun are numbered.”
Left a nice enough cushion to respond, no?
And seconds later, I turned back around and returned to the house. And to moving in.
In the beginning: This entire neighborhood was Xeriscape design! Gardens, No! Not ol’ gringo kinds, anyway!
A new “eclectic” way to save water that’d become faddish in the mountainous desert Southwest region, it was! Maybe good; maybe not so good.
I’m old-fashion, and was reared largely as a youngster working in a North Central Texas nursery, and, yes, I like lots of plants!
Here — or in Xeriscaping, i.e. — tons of small, different colored “landscape” rocks are spread out widely on hardened soil, instead! A yucca stuck here, tall palm tree there.
The flat or sometimes inclining/declining, colored-gravel/topped curvature of ground is the base of an art picture! Fad of ’80s-’90s when a burning Southwest was going thru a water shortage, I think. That stuck!
Xeriscape — yes, we knew, when we bought the house years earlier — meant less maintenance for us (back then as landlords).
Having to move in, though — e.g., cope with both the (#*@!!*^%#) rocks and the huge oleanders, too (sigh…) — soon tempered the enthusiasm of this new garden project Life had launched me into! Where do I start?
Oleanders, let’s say, have root systems that connect to China! Not lateral ones, of course, tap roots. Inch-by-inch digging, as an ol’ buddy and I in that nursery decades ago often thought, it so appeared! Thus I hesitated the inevitable.Naively also, the first few years I thought I might actually restrict this feeding habit, and restrain growth, thru more trimming — something you do to tall hedge plants, i.e.
Get those long-handled pruning shears out of their holsters, Jethro, and go, “Hup One! Hup Two! Hup Three!…”
Hee, hee! ‘Dumb got dumber’!
To be honest, locking ’em up was an idea of Jethro’s, too! He suffers from too many hot days in D-FW’s sun, long before we came to Presidio — and has become only crazier since.
Hey! ‘Ya ain’t re-inventing a wheel, Big Boy! You’re an ol’ retired JP! Hell, put ’em in jail! As in “Heave Ho / To the pokey / Yáhoos go!“So…Yeah, I actually built a jail around ’em, the three Oleanders, using 2″ x 3″ and 1″ x 2″ pine rails as “bars.” [Look at ’em there! Ain’t that stupid!??]
But, in a year or so poor ‘ol Jethro had changed his mind: Can’t incarcerate oleanders! you fool. Dumb as a sack of rocks! Maybe even dumber!
So what now, brown cow? I asked.Other issues that arose over the 3 1/2 yr. period I had the jail up ranged from constantly having to trim them, of course, to the aphids and whiteflies that settled in on their branches every spring — with each insect multiplying 10 times at least off the gummy stuff that grows on the leaves, it seemed. Consider the cost of fighting them! To buy and apply those insecticides! You’re in for a fight, mate!
And the desert may not be their most favorite place to be, but these shrubs are true hot-weather plants also, with roots so aggressive, each plant should be labeled a true “terrorist” before ever sold at a nursery! Just a warning!
Don’t dare, i. e., ever set out a plant friend near one! Kaput! These lateral roots will suck it dry eventually! Double-label the bushes then as Water Hogs!!!
Indeed, Hell has no fury like oleanders searching for grub!
And remember how toxic Oleander leaves can be, another also — maybe not so much for the soil but if you have little kids, or something even like a desert tortoise rooting around in it. Which we do. It’s always a worry.
And, here’s another one: Planted together as a high wall, they block sunlight from other nearby plants, too, especially these desert low-lying ones! How’s a plant gonna rock-‘n-roll when it’s spine folds, huh!??
Add it all up, and Oleanders have a reputation worse than Jethro’s!
Dumb for tolerating all this? Guilty, I am! No doubt about it!
And early in 2018 I finally came to my senses! That 2010 backyard promise I’d made had found its way upon the cusp.
These damn oleanders have got to go! I said. So git a shovel, Jethro!
It took a lot of hard work, yes. But we finally did it! Pulled the roots of all of them up thru the rocks, after days of cutting branches and slicing trunks.
Below is the root ball of the final bush. And the hole left from where I got it. Desert landscape warrior, I felt like!
But finishing one project, of course, meant starting another.
The past two winters I’ve worked the soil where the Oleanders were — e.g., digging and re-digging; raking what large rocks I could get out — and adding additives to the soil hoping it still has enough Life in it to support another little bed of plants.
This past Spring I set out a motley collection of plants I’d put aside, and daily walk by and talk to them — giving ’em that booster talk, hoping they’ll just make it! (shown below)
My thought is — as a people, in myriads of ways beseeching to direct God’s Power — we all pray for each other and our world to do well, yes.
But each of us has our compartmental prayers, too. And mine certainly includes my garden.
For I have a feeling — maybe an oh-so-distant one — that God Almighty wants us to do that. Pray for the garden.
It may be only on loan to us, ‘ya know?
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6 thoughts on “Removing Oleanders No Job For Sissies”
Donah in Proctor says: Just read your blog about oleander digging, etc. I love their beautiful foliage, but am glad to know (before I plant any) what a pain they have been to you. The reason I’m commenting is because I was so glad to see that you all are still doing well after the move, and since it’s been so long since Paul and I have seen you. Glad all are doing well, and enjoyed Kay’s comment too! Hello to Noemi and Kareli. Miss all of y’all. Be happy.
Donah, thanks much. Very good to hear from ‘ya! And to know you and Paul are OK too! You ever retire from USPS? Use to think of ‘ya when Trump thought it was on his golf course and tried to chip away at it! I think he needs a stronger wife. But yeah, we’re doing fine. Kareli is 23 now and working tables at a jazz coffee house. Trying her best to stay out of trouble. Noemi stays busy with St. Paul Catholic Church here, and I still largely split time between writing and gardening. But my lungs are bad (too many cigars in the old days), and, thus, I don’t do a lot of it! Keep us in mind. And again, thanks for arising!
Don’t tell a Bodine they can’t do it. It’s a challenge. Proud of you Bodine for conquering that giant. I’ve had a few of those in my back yard and Rich was amazed at my tenacity.
OMG, Sis, Didn’t know you had that problem also. Were they the shrubs back around the corner? Don’t think I ever went back there. Yeah, these are tough plants! Definitely a place for them in our plant-a-sphere, but smaller-lot, inner-city homes sure shouldn’t be recommended. Seems these would ideally be more suitable around large children’s playgrounds — say at schools, as windbreaks — or around large industrial parks. But not stuffed onto small, residential property!
Oh, man, do I ever remember Oleanders. My late sister was 16 years older than me and lived in Houston. I was with her and her family every summer, and they had Oleanders all along the back of the yard.
I remember one summer that I watched the yard men get rid of all of them. Thank goodness I was too young to do such work. What a chore!!
Oh, they’re wild ‘beasts,’ Rhonda! Thanks much for commenting. Strangely, we didn’t see a lot of those in Cleburne while growing up! I think they’re from Up North (well into Canada), and slowly over the decades people southward have been using them for wind barriers and to control soil erosion — which they’re good for! And they’re grown a lot around parks and football fields, I’ve noticed. But for small residential gardens, they’re terrorists!